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TalkSexShow ****

If premature ejaculation, monkey masturbation and mooing like a cow in public leave you feeling sheepish, give this one a miss.

The premise behind the "talk show" is fairly flaccid: there is no love in humanity so we can't know haw to make love. But no one cares. This is lunacy at its best.

In between watching a pussycat "cum" on an overhead screen, a hapless audience member starts chanting "I am large" in reference to his penis, an unsuspecting foreigner is told by one of our teachers: "I love you. No, I just want to fuck you", and I am asked if I ever masturbate with vegetables.

Bottom line: this is not for the faint of heart. Not so much theatre as an 18-30's boot camp. But a word of warning: you'll never use the telephone again.

Anna Millar

The List, Issue 474, 7-14 August 2003


Manic mix of sex and satire

TalkSexShow
Volcano Theatre Company, Chapter Arts Centre


No-one, I think, was actually expecting an illustrated lecture on human sexuality from Volcano Theatre, renowned purveyors of provocative theatre to the culturati, but I suspect many were surprised by this manic mixture of humour, satire and outrageous behaviour.

And, yes, it was about sex. And, yes, there was much use of words relating to genitalia and sexual activity. And, yes, there was much on-stage action from the well-endowed Eric and busty Rachael initiated by their white-suited smooth guru Paul.

Psychobabble, mystical nonsense and not a few personal hang-ups are peppered with the odd truth in a neat surrealist parody. TalkSexShow is a robust reminder that Volcano aren't just about politics and physicality but that they can be very, very funny.

David Adams
The Western Mail, Saturday 30 November 2002

 

TalkSexShow
Pleasance, London

It's the ones who go on about it who aren't getting any, so the saying goes, and Volcano Theatre Company take great delight in belittling the verbose philosophising of the sex guru in TalkSexShow. Men and women have forgotten how to love, so our white-suited sage informs us and, while striking yogic poses on his futuristic white chair, he promises to show us how to love again. But as the lecture continues, and the guru's composure shows some serious cracks, his warped intentions are laid bare and his sexual deviancy is exposed. Owen Oppenheimer nails the New-Agey feel with his ambient video montages and soundscapes (the birthing whale noises set the tone nicely), but although it has its moments - such as the guru's apology, 'Sorry, they're still learning', when one of his students tells a member of the audience that he wants to 'fuck' her - TalkSexShow is not as funny in its ridiculing as it could be.

But that has nothing to do with the performances - Paul Davies (who wrote the show) is a perfectly convincing slimeball, and his two students, Rachael Harrison and Eric MacLennan, are imbued with much comic talent. The problem is that once we've got the joke about spiritual New Age sexual healers being psychologically unsound characters, Helen Bailey's production has little more to offer, and its satire quickly dulls.

Madeleine North
Time Out, October 30 - November 6 2002


Review of TalkSexShow
Volcano Theatre Company, Theatr Y Werin, Aberystwyth, 26.09.02

Moments of brilliant slapstick comedy that almost felt spontaneous, pepper this increasingly hilarious show but can't hide the fact that it has a much deeper and darker side.

It's virtually a one man show with Paul Davies writing and performing as the frustrated, sleaze ball talk show host (The Guru).

Sex and particularly the individual's sexuality is something that - unlike most of human experience - can't be happily collectivised. If it could then we would have stadiums full of people happily masturbating not copulating. To masturbate with a smile on your face is to be more liberated than to fuck with a smile on your face. In the absence of collective mutually appreciated masturbation, fucking is often the way that the individual deals with the sense of awkwardness and twisted emotional expression that comes from the possession of genitalia. This is the territory of the crazed Guru who seems to want to proselytise genitalia acceptance when in fact all he wants is a screw. He embodies the paradoxes sexuality present us with. He is the manifestation of his own fears for the collective.

The kind of curious litany detailing the choice of crisp flavour offered in the post-modern world, delivered at the end of the play by The Man (Eric MacLennan), sitting with his nine inch comfy cloth stuck on penis hanging benignly and The Woman (Rachel Harrison) with her stuck on Durer-like paper pudenda - who, incidentally perform their sexual tableaux with a balletic verve - seems to herald the return of reason to a world turned upside down for an hour: where sexual practice is a Master of the means rather than a means to mastery…

Helen Bailey's often explosive direction and dangerous choreography (at one point a six foot log is introduced as a participating member!) presented the show to an audience which, in the cavernous auditorium of Theatr-Y-Werin, seemed quite small. Because of this you did feel that you were at something like a talk show at the beginning but the power of this piece lies in its confronting the sexual hang-ups of the audience. Because of that I felt the piece could be even more dangerous: part of a concentrated attack on theatre audiences made soft by dramatisations of Victorian texts and effete Shakespeare.

Dic Edwards 27.09.02
Appeared on Theatre in Wales web site www.theatre-wales.co.uk